Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Stuff Christians Like: Tim Tebow

We've seen other "Stuff [insert group of choice] like" sites, but we didn't actually know there was a "Stuff Christians Like" site. And it's both funny, and quite frankly, a little damning as well.

But! "Rooting for Tim Tebow" has been entered at No. 649:

Unless you live outside of the United States, never follow college football or currently attend Florida State, you are required by Christian law to root for University of Florida quarterback, Tim Tebow.

I’m sorry if you disagree with me. I don’t write the laws. I just distribute them when they are dropped off on my doorstep by a pure white dove named Cornelius who works for the Southern Baptist Convention. The stories I could tell about the adventures me and that bird have found ourselves in. Wow! Another day, another day.

If you’ve never heard of him, Tim Tebow is the quarterback for the highly ranked Florida Gators and more importantly, a huge fan of God. His willingness to spread the name of Christ through the vehicle of football is honestly really cool and I am not just saying that because he could crush me like a grape while I flailed my tender writer hands around like a helicopter in self defense.

I dig Tim Tebow.

The post continues with a list of suggestions for Christian athletes, but we'll let you click over.

Also funny is No. 269 Understanding how metrosexual your worship leader is (A handy guide).

We'd comment further, but we've already made our opinion known on the "love songs to Jesus."

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