"Two minutes spent watching the Haiti coverage puts Kiffin, McGwire, Arenas and Tiger into proper perspective. #killjoy"
In the rush to get a Kiffin story into print, Pat Forde won last night with a single sentence:
"Paris Hilton has paid more dues than Lane Kiffin."
And if you have seen any of the Haiti footage, the following footage of the Tennessee "riot" looks like a party: